6 Zombie Apocalypses You may be able to survive Nick Cannata-Bowman More Articles 30 October 2015 Let’s face it: if you believe the zombie apocalypse is fast-paced. It’s just a matter of time until all humanity is decimated, leaving only a handful of survivors to battle the undead. Knowing that Hollywood has our back running us through scenario after scenario in order to prepare us for the inevitable end of this planet. Anyone who tells you they don’t have a zombie survival strategy in the back of their head is probably lying to you and everyone wants to believe they’re going to be the ones to last. But the real challenge is to take one of the scenarios in Hollywood and find out which one would be the best for you. Anything like 28 Days Later, with uber-fast zombies in constant pursuit, it would be extremely hard for anyone to live through. Others like Dead Snow would have relentless Nazi-undesad driving us out for a situation less than desirable. Yet a small few stand out as perfect end-of-day scenarios for someone with a well-considered plan.
1. The Walking Dead
3/3.454 3/3.454 Source: AMC Disadvantages: if you choose to travel in packs, you are not always guaranteed a trustworthy party. Sometimes they’re an affable group of farmers only looking for meaningful one-on – one talks full of down-home wisdom, but you’re just as likely to stumble upon a cannibalistic cult of death. 2.
Shaun of the Dead
3/3.455 Advantages: The Winchester, two terms. For those who saw Shaun of the Dead, you’re well aware that if you make it there’s a spot where you can wait for all of this to blow over while you sip on a beer pint. You will live to see the end as long as you come armed with a cricket bat and dry British wit chances. This one has the additional benefit of having the military’s support that would finally come in and save you just before things get really bad. Disadvantages: Life is by no means guaranteed. Be ready to see anyone around you find themselves bitten and zombified right in front of you. Unless you re a charmingly frumpy red-headed Englishman you could very well find that you don’t re the main character in a story that picks very carefully from its survivors. 3.
Zombieland
3/3.457 3/3.457 Source: New Line Cinema Advantages: This is a dream scenario for anyone who ever wanted to replace their hand with a chainsaw. Blood will spill and cursed hands will come to you like a bat out of hell, but the goddamn power tool attached to your arm will negate all of this. If you can’t survive an outbreak of zombies with a chainsaw latched to your body, you can get through other scenarios. Disadvantages: Laws do not apply here. You can find yourself comfortably holed up in a cabin for one moment. The next one is a pit creature who wants to claw his way out of the cellar. You can’t necessarily depend on the same ambling zombies that you see elsewhere; with careless aplomb, this world can throw away anything and everything that it has its way.
3/3.458 3/3.458 Source: Warner Bros. Advantages: you will have most zombie scenarios on high alert 24/7. For this one though the hours of daylight are yours. This specific zombie brand can t go out in the sunshine leaving you free to play golf joyride in a sportscar and play with your dog in the park until the evening hits. It sometimes gets a tad lonely but if you keep your fridge well stocked and fully loaded your DVD collection, I Am Legend might be the place for you. Disadvantages: If you are not well versed in improving your house, it will be a game for you. These night zombies are smartly coordinated and have the special goal of searching out any survivor they can encounter. Keep the noise to a minimum as soon as the sun goes down or you might find a legion of monsters clawing through your roof. 6. Fido
3/3.459 3/3.459 Source: Roadside Attractions Advantages: The Fido world is one in which not as much is talked about, but it is undoubtedly the most desirable of them all. In it, zombies are kept around as household pets as mindless educated helpers doing menial tasks. Find the right zombie and you have a life-companion who will get you the paper without needing constant attention and exercise in the way most animals will. @NickNorthwest
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